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Elijah | 19 | California

I don't talk much.

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What do you think love is?

partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

phobias:

"how are you single?"

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me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

Darkness. That’s the first thing I remember. It was dark, it was cold, and I was scared. But then… then I saw the Moon. It was so big, and it was so bright. It seemed to, chase the darkness away. And when it did… I wasn’t scared anymore.

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Anonymous said: do you think u could post a selfie smiling? I wanna see you smile you're super fucking cute as is but yeah if u want, and if not that's totally cool too. Take care friend :)

Oh jesus christ you’re adorable

Er, I’m sorry I suck at smiling

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bisexiel:

ravenclawsleftclaw:

bisexiel:

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

flyingpinkpenguin:

"I hate the word homophobia. it´s not a phobia. you are not scared. you are an asshole." -Morgan Freeman

flyingpinkpenguin:

"I hate the word homophobia. it´s not a phobia. you are not scared. you are an asshole." -Morgan Freeman